and what I like.....BUT maybe i should elaborate just a little bit more. I really like Zelda, funny quips, heartwarming stories and most of that jazz. Maybe the occasional lewd picture or tasteful nude model.

 

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou)

Replace one of the words in a video game title with “fuck”

psychoticsiren:

alphagravy:

casie-mod:

amiyade:

caterinaasforzas:

ssophoo:

connor-is-the-captain-of-my-bed:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

l3ucky:

leftforbed:

The walking fuck

The fucking dead

Fuck Dogs

the fuck among us

Fuck Creed!

Assassin’s Fuck.

Biofuck

Fuck Effect

Deus Ex: Fuck Revolution

Darksiders II - Death Fucks

Fuckbound

The last of fucks.

(Source: homucheer)

grolia:

How to (not) protect you and your beloved from the rain with your school blazer.

buttcraft:

Hiding $60 in my Fable 3 case so if I ever find myself wanting to play it, I can just buy a new game instead.

buttcraft:

Hiding $60 in my Fable 3 case so if I ever find myself wanting to play it, I can just buy a new game instead.

HOW TO GET GIRLS

officialtuxedo:

1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow

2. Send it to the girl you like

3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”

tarargh:

i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”

thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc